on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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"Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to."

-my english teacher  (via richbiotch)

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.





My boyfriend and I are both bi and he gets more dick than I do should I feel bad about this or

that’s so awesome

But you know what’s not awesome ? Hes not giving me D Bcuz hes too gay :c I cry

Don’t you hate when your boyfriend won’t give you the d bc he’s gay 🌚

Its okay he says one day he’ll stop being scared of vagina and satisfy my needs 😌 but as for now his hugs and kisses will suffice

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when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off