kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle)

Guy: *pulls shoestring loose*
Other guy: I HAVEN’T TIED THESE SHOES IN TWELVE YEARS YOU BETTER TIE THAT SHOE

aduhm:

ionahi:

THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP

your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt)

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

lulz-time:


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condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

releasings:

how cool would it be to fall for someone and that person feels the same way towards you and you both get together and fall in love with each other and be happy together like how fucking cool would that be