Me trying to flirt


old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

"I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it."

-Terry Lander (via feellng)


i put the :// in http://


*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(Source: canadad)


if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done


y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive


there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful


*brings a girl home n then starts flickin my bedroom lights on n off* “welcome to hell! Welcome to hell!”

(Source: ammit420)


on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)